Post by Jensen Ackles on May 8, 2014 9:53:32 GMT -5
EMELIE
Jensen: sorry you have to be more careful, this is cosplay. I didn't realize at first because the photographer is just THAT good. Ariel: ACK THE DREDDED COSPLAY SLIP... You saw what this did to Raven last round. There's no need to critique this photo further. Doctor: You already know where I stand.
MALEFICENT
Jensen: This is super cute. And the butterfly makes me thing Spring. I like that you went with something so soft and different. I also like the New Birth side to spring instead of the literal. Good job. Ariel: I figured you'd have a little struggle this round but I never imagined you'd submit something like this. Yes, a symbolic interpretation of spring... it's very touching but this shot stops there for me. I don't see full theme execution and I definitely don't see a model here. This is unfortunately your worst shot for me. I believe you can bounce back but it really is a shame. Doctor: Holy shit! SOMEONE CALL A MEDIC! OH GOD! HANG IN THERE, MALEFICENT! Help is coming! Does anyone know how what to do when someone's having a stroke?! SOMEONE HELP! All joking aside...I don't really care for this. The birth of spring is a cute idea, but I don't think you chose the right photo to execute it well. You lost all sense of modelling in this photo. Please be better aware of your modelling in the future. You've done so well in the past. Don't let your ambition cloud the basics.
RIKKU
Jensen: Ohhhh Ariel is not going to be happy with you. She had a wish photo for you and this isn't it. I won't tell you what it was though because we have a redemption reward at the end. The hard part for me here is that I don't like crotch shots. And this is in your face about it. I like the sun and the outfit for saying HEY IT'S SUMMER TIME, and the sweat doesnt' bother me tooooo much because it doesnt' look gross. Just please next time, try not to shove your cooch in my face lol Ariel: As Jensen said, I feel let down this round. Because of fairness, I will not critique you based on what you SHOULD HAVE submitted, but I'll hit on this number you ended up submitting. This shot is not flattering at all. The crotch shot is just gross and you're all sweaty. Yeah it's summer and it's a hot season, but how in the world is this supposed to be appealing in the slightest. I cannot imagine how greasy you must be... which is just so gross to me.
The problem with this submission is that WE ALL KNOW this isn't the best you had for this round. Yet in your description you discuss your last-round FCO being your saving grace. To me, this reads as submitting a horrible photo and saving your better photo for a later week. This is just a shitty risk to me. Bring us your best EVERY DAMN TIME and don't count on us keeping you around based on a FCO. You took a risk and we'll see if it works out for you, Rikku. Doctor: *begins to cry* You're the 5th model I've checked now...and all 5 have been disappointing. I'm truly saddened by this week's performances. Don't ever submit crotch shots hun. This is a modelling competition...not a pornography competition. We don't want to know if the carpet matches the curtains. Especially if you're just going to show us camel toe. >.< All the sweat adds to the sleazy feel to this photo. *sigh*
SAMUS
Jensen: Wow, wow and wow. I know you're not being creative in terms of Summer but you are so out of your normal range here that I'm quite fine with literal. I don't care for thong bathing suits and some of the water coming off your ass looks weird but that's all minor. I love your face, I love your body, I love your setting and thank you for giving us something totally different!!!! Ariel: HELLO GODDESS! I'm absolutely loving this submission from you for all the right reasons! You're killing the theme and completely nailing beauty at the same time. Definitely added a shot of sex and glamour to your portfolio and I'm loving it. This is honestly perfect and I'm glad we're seeing this... side of you. Doctor: My only complaints are that one ass cheek looks so much larger and a different shape than the other...and that your ass popped so much teeters on slutty. Your ass looks weird and I can't stop staring. LOL Other than that, yeah...you did great. The face is such an improvement from last round. This is how you execute "sweaty sexy" properly.
GRELL
Jensen: This is really good. I really like this side of you. Sophisticated and elegant. You really do have a lot of variety which is perfect for me. I still have a hard time imagining you're a man lol I like the pose and the colouring of the photo. Definitely says Autumn, although the outfit is more Spring. But I do see it. Good job. Ariel: This is absolutely fantastic Grell!!!! So beautiful and...dare I say... SEXY AS HELL! Those legs go on for days and you are everything to me this round. You're showing up some of these biological women in terms of the heat in this game. I see Fall without a doubt so yay on theme execution. This can be summed up in one word: AMAZING! Doctor: *runs up to you and gives you a hug & kiss on the cheek* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I've checked 5 photos up til now and literally wanted to cry at how bad everyone has been doing. I get to this and FINALLY someone did something good! *returns to seat & gets serious* Ok. I love you in this photo. You look amazing and you work the outfit per usual. I love that you look more feminine than previous shoots. Shows you might be taking Ariel's advice. I like the subtle show of sharp teeth. It's very subtle. The only negative I have toward this is that you're not connecting with the background. It would've been a perfect photo if you were.
IVY
Jensen: I do see Autumn right away with the colour of the leaves and a lot of them falling to the ground. I like your face but I'm not loving how fat you look and hairy. The leaf outfit looks like a lot of hair to me Possibly because of the colouring overall, your outfit is blending with your skin. I like your hair here. You always have good hair. Ariel: I'm sorry but I'm not a fan of this shot. We expect high quality shots from you girls and this is more like a page from a coloring book. As the nature woman this should've been such a killer round for you but it seems as though you were stuck with your weakness (Autumn). Not a horrible shot by any means but not doing it for me in the least. Doctor: It's sad when Grell passes for more of a woman than you. Your entire body looks overly masculine. The quality is horrible. We're very lenient in regards to an artist's medium, but this just looks too grade school for the competition. I am very much disappointed in you this round. You've done so well and you should've knocked this one out of the park. You had the photos, so I'm not sure why you went with something so poor. Lack of effor?
MIKU
Jensen: Whoa! Very sexy. I love the snow and the colouring of this photo and I really love your hair and outfit here. Even if part of your outfit is falling off lol You look a bit scared in the face though but otherwise, this photo is quite fetching! Ariel: Another amazing shot for your portfolio! You are on an amazing path in this game, Miku! Theme execution is obviously on point and you look absolutely stunning. The only thing I have to say about this is that I wish the face was more modelesque. But that's such a small note that it's perfectly fine darling. Keep up the amazing work! Doctor: I've absolutely nothing to say. You nailed this shoot perfectly. You keep popping out amazing photos. I hope you can keep it up, cause as Ariel learned last season...it only gets tougher to do so. Just keep working on it. Great job.
RAVEN
Jensen: I like this. The outfit is cute and while one might think, not appropriate, you're completely covered up. The boots, the snowboard, the goggles, earmuffs and the snow sell it all for you anyway. I like your face a lot here. The basic pose isn't the greatest, but it's a really cute picture. Ariel: I cannot get over your feet. Why are you pigeon-toed? That is just beyond awkward and not modelesque in the slightest. I know you're an animated character, but this reminds me a candid shot taken while a high school girl is on a ski trip. The pose is boring, the face is boring, and the outfit isn't slaying me either. Yes, it's snowing in the background but other than that, I see nothing in this photo worth raving over. Doctor: Oh good. Jensen, your oddly deformed mannequin has arrived. You look so stiff and rigid. Even your fingers. Those feet...wha... I must also question why you'd wear a skirt in the dead of winter. It's cold enough to cover your ears, but not your legs? You hit the theme, but sadly I think that's ALL you hit with this.
Possibly because of the colouring overall, your outfit is blending with your skin. I like your hair here. You always have good hair.
