Ariel's Confessional

[Jensen Ackles]

This is your confessional. You can say and do whatever you want here.

How do you feel about the cast so far?

[Princess Ariel]

I totally apologize for just now seeing this! I feel like the cast is just full of basic, boring people. Some have got potential (Rapunzel, Emma, and Elsa) but I feel like most will just fizzle out. I'm by far the most fabulous and I feel like I have a really versatile portfolio. Also, my personality is to die for so just love me already. <3 

Emma didn't give me a +1 but I don't really care because I don't think I'll need it. 

[Princess Ariel]

The judges called me fat in my last photoshoot, which was a bit of a shock for me. I thought I looked fabulous. It was like old-artwork realness. Very reminiscent of The Birth of Venus. Those women were depicted as a little larger, but I just think that's classy and beautiful. Nothing wrong with some meat. I'm obese at heart.

[Princess Ariel]

Fatty.

[Princess Ariel]

Is Pokemon Master a career?

[Princess Ariel]

UGH I'm so torn between two photos for this shoot... Tattoo Artist vs Secret Agent. UGH

[Princess Ariel]

If only Selfie Queen was a career.

[Rei Hino]

Mar 7, 2014 0:02:19 GMT -5 Princess Ariel said:

Is Pokemon Master a career?

I wish it was, but the last time I attempted this career, I was put in jail for running a dog fighting ring.

[Princess Ariel]

UGH haters. It's basically a Pokemon League... full of Pokemon that just know Bite. IDK WHAT THE PROBLEM IS! D:

[Princess Ariel]

FYI I renamed my "Final Submissions" thread to "Photo Shoot 1: Potential" so that's why there's the edit mark. Just wanted to be a little more organized rather than eventually having to scroll to multiple pages in the same final submissions thread.

[Princess Ariel]

I love when Emma comes for me. Please. Bitch looks like a fucking man.

Wasn't aware this was RuPaul's Drag Race.

If it was though... would I be fishy?



Dear Emma,

[Princess Ariel]

Seriously unimpressed by most of the photos this round. Please send multiple bitches home because the potential just isn't there and we're wasting time and photos.

Basic bitches not wanted. Bye.

[Princess Ariel]

The photos were awful. Yet no one was eliminated. What a joke. Why even try if everyone who submits gets to stay. Seriously though judges, that was such a disappointing decision.

[Jensen Ackles]

Mar 10, 2014 8:49:47 GMT -5 Jensen Ackles said:

Just wanted to say that since we were all late, and we're adding a new judge to the panel, that this round will be your last non elimination round. Please check back in a couple of hours for your next photo shoot.

It's only round two. The reason you submit is to get to the end and win.

[Princess Ariel]

Yeah I know It's just unfortunate working hard and wasting an amazing quality photo on a round no one leaves.

[Jensen Ackles]

But just think, if you were to fall into the bottom two next round, who's going to vote to eliminate you after FCO

[Princess Ariel]

Emma is such an obnoxious little self-entitled bitch. Hopefully she melts soon.

[Princess Ariel]

I considered not submitting a super amazing photo for the Hair Reward this round, seeing as I've won the last few and gotten some FCOs. I'm afraid the judges would want to share the love and give it to someone else. One thing to do would be to save the quality picture for another shoot....

But fuck that. If I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play hard.

I plan on winning every single challenge and sweeping up all the fucking rewards.

Bring it on, bitches.





P.S. Emma is still a bitch.

[Princess Ariel]

A basic bottom bitch.

[Princess Ariel]

Can't help but feel semi-robbed from the hair reward. My picture was awesome. It's just annoying because I feel like I'm gonna start being over-criticized cause I've been winning so much.

I understand not wanting the other girls to feel discouraged, but I do feel like my hair shot was better.